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Emasculation Theater: Bust a (Televised) Move
If you’re a Bible-type, you know the story of Samson and Delilah and what happens when you sell out your manhood. You’ve probably embraced the New Testament ideas of her sweeping your stinky, unkempt feet with her perfume-soaked hair; but slow down, sailor. You’re not Jesus, and that means you are going to have to figure out how to bend without breaking.
Sadly, no one has come close to figuring out a Biblically accepted solution for scene control. So instead, the only real way to feel better about it is with a new and probably recurring column we’re calling “Emasculation Theater.”
