Articles by Ty Keaton
I am a UNT and TAMU grad with a dwindling passion for sports and a growing passion for everything else. I experience sports and life through a cynical, mocking lens but still find a way to enjoy most things and stay happy. My only fear in life is karmatic payback for my irreverence and also like to eat power lunches at Arby's.
More sexy fun VIP scoop from the Ballpark. National Anthem close encounters, Tom Hicks pimps out some tricks, and a question of etiquette regarding putting someone else’s nuts in your mouth.
When I go out in public, I am always listening to every stranger within hearing range. This happens because I refuse to make an effort to focus on the people or things nearby that are actually associated with me. I don’t need the camaraderie of good friends or the reassurance of my wife to brighten my day when I have the obscure stupid crap that I can hear from total strangers everywhere, every day.
If there’s one problem with the DRC Mean Green blog, it’s the severe lack of whimsy and joy, especially when covering Mean Green football. We have been racking our brains to come up with a solution that will not only solve this problem, but provide a new perspective for the devoted 25 fans of the program. Luckily, the solution was right under our nose!
Introducing Lucky - the TakeaKnee Leprechaun!
It’s time for you to figure out that nobody wants to see you destroy the English language through 140 character status updates. Instead, let me do it through a 1,300+ word blog post.
Speed is the name of the game, but it isn’t everything. No one wants cold Chicken Soup guy or third-rate sloppy Koontz. That’s bush. League. So now, you’ve got to focus your power while staying true to your speed training.
FUN FACT: The more you say…the more you say about you!
Why get all hung up over grammar, style and coherent structure when I can just spew every random thought that pops in my head? It made Blackie Sherrod a legend!
