And on the seventh day, the Hoops were Hot.
March 8, 2010 – 11:56 am | One Comment

Western Kentucky and North Texas both flirted with disaster. But in the end, it was only Middle Tennessee that decided to rest on the Sabbath.

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Search and you shall find us - May 7th 2009
May 7, 2009 – 1:54 am | No Comment
Search and you shall find us - May 7th 2009

Apparently, we’re the hottest new porn site on the internet.
Because if you search for “bodyshaping espn camel toe” or “do you have any shirt for blonds crotch“, you shall find us.
I have no idea …

The NCAA Academic Justice Smackdown - 2009
May 7, 2009 – 1:40 am | 6 Comments
The NCAA Academic Justice Smackdown - 2009

Today, the 2009 APR report came out. Another year, another NCAA paddling for North Texas.

Search and you shall find us - May 6th 2009
May 5, 2009 – 11:37 pm | No Comment
Search and you shall find us - May 6th 2009

Two fun new search terms to share today. One is just interestingly odd. The second… Whoever found us this way should probably lose their internet privileges.
The first: “Thoughtshot images”
This one probably leads here because of …

Key to Success - College Basketball
May 5, 2009 – 1:18 pm | 2 Comments
Key to Success - College Basketball

The one thing that separates mere athletes from truly complete players is heart. To be a big time player, a guy has to have a big time heart. Unfortunately for the players in question, the cardiological reality is that a big heart usually turns out to be a weak heart.

Search and you shall find us - April 27th 2009
April 27, 2009 – 2:04 pm | 5 Comments
Search and you shall find us - April 27th 2009

One of the nifty features of the new Wordpress website software we’ve upgraded to (screw you, godawful Blogger system!) is the ability to track incoming links. Now we know exactly who is linking here (answer …

Life in the Belt just got a lot more interesting
April 15, 2009 – 12:22 am | 4 Comments
Life in the Belt just got a lot more interesting

Does Isiah Thomas have what it takes to succeed as a college basketball coach? Nobody really knows for sure yet.

But for every other school in the Sun Belt, FIU’s gamble is a guaranteed win.

Key to Success - Major League Baseball
April 10, 2009 – 1:20 am | 4 Comments
Key to Success - Major League Baseball

Reasonable people know that small clusters of outliers have no real predictive value in determining the potential success or failure of nontraditional athletes. But Sports Experts (like us) know that if you can think of at least 3 or 4 past examples, you can argue ’till your face turns blue that Player X is not only capable, but in fact likely to achieve at an exceptionally high level. We’ve made it our mission to identify and catalog these Keys to Success.

The REAL story behind the controversy
March 25, 2009 – 6:55 am | 9 Comments
The REAL story behind the controversy

Overly sensitive Americans gasped at President Obama’s offhand “Special Olympics” comment… But the real story is even more shocking!

NCAA White Guy Praise Drinking Game
March 19, 2009 – 8:05 am | One Comment
NCAA White Guy Praise Drinking Game

If you’re like us, you like to take your racism with a twist of homoeroticism. And today begins the greatest time of year; when our television becomes dedicated to old white men rambling on about …

Show MORE SUPPORT!!
March 14, 2009 – 12:26 am | 8 Comments
Show MORE SUPPORT!!

A philosophical inquiry on the nature and obligation of “support”. Where is support properly directed? And can we make it through an entire post without vulgar sex jokes or childish toilet humor?