Every time we check to see how people are finding their way here, it’s a new lesson on the sexual perversion, moral depravity, or jaw-dropping stupidity of the internet populace.

Tons of fun to share since last time… If you search for any of the following, apparently, you shall find us:

how to spell compromise - Searches like this one always baffle me… If you don’t know how to spell something, how will you know whether your search gave you the appropriate answer?

spell that take away manhood - We’re a voodoo emasculation hot spot.

old bum - Elderly hobo? Familiar posterior? Who the hell knows?

texas slap - What did the five fingers say to the face? Something inspirational about the Alamo.

theater knee - My best guess? It’s like tennis elbow, only even more fruity.

mike sherman sucks - But by the time he gets to the 12th man, his jaw is pretty sore.

massage new jersey happy ending - We may know a guy in Connecticut who can help you out.

ncaa10 is a telemarketer - I know what he found, I just don’t know what he was looking for.

“just the tip” - Either Arkansas-Little Rock fans, or date rapists looking for

hot massage in alabama - “Dear Penthouse- There I was eating a slab of ribs at Dreamland BBQ…”

you magnificent bastard - “I read your book!” Who knew the ghost of General Patton is surfing the internet?

decorative cigarette receptacle - Everyone thought it was a Plain Jane cigarette receptacle, but then it took off the glasses and let down the hair.

sports rapist - We’re not doing that bit anymore. This is a much classier website.

ritual emasculation - Afterwards, they shoot off the ultimate fireworks of shame.

his dick was out - … Let’s move on.

video where a guy takes a knee through his butt - Because sometimes, simple pictures just won’t do. MOVING ON…

weird tubas - It’s bizarre, but at least it’s not violent and sexual.

praise for white players - For a bunch of worthless crackers, that wasn’t as terrible as it could have been.

al jolson memories - Hey, remember all that blackface stuff? So many memories…

football piss - Apparently, we have a strong following among Middle Tennessee fans.

shoot the white guy game - Just make sure you praise him before completing the kill.

kinky zombie corpse - This one is even more disturbing when you consider that it popped up a month before Halloween.

Thanks for visiting, freaks and perverts.