And, shiite Muslims, Woody had to coach against Barry Switzer and Tom Osborne year after year. As lost as Dodge is in the Sun Belt, imagine him and his high school pals in a conference with fire-breathing college coaches.

The man who annually makes Todd Elson look like Bill Walsh would, well, have plenty of zero win seasons in any other conference.

As a grad of North Texas, all I can do is watch my team crap up the stall and think of the Glass Tiger hit “Someday.”