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Your first place/second place/Wild Card contending Texas Rangers… Thoughts?
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Richland Hills… I’m not hearing from you! Baseball- how ’bout it?
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Your first place/second place/Wild Card contending Texas Rangers… Thoughts?
Comments (and phone lines) are open!
Richland Hills… I’m not hearing from you! Baseball- how ’bout it?
I have my doubts that we’ll pull this off - but I’ll start. How boner-riffic has Tommy Hunter been? From today’s Newberg Report:
Since Hunter joined the Rangers rotation for good on June 28, he leads the American League with a 1.97 ERA (over eight starts).
Repeat: Since June 28, Tommy Hunter leads the AL in ERA.
Back to my commentary - 8 starts is not a career, but it’s a bit more than a hot streak too. As any retarded redneck reading a box score will tell you — we need sum pitchin’! Well, look at this:
The Rangers lead the American League with eight shutouts. Are second in the league in team ERA (4.15). Have issued the third-fewest walks (360).
It may not end in playoffs, but try to appreciate what has happened here.
Fun with Feliz:
First batter – Chris Jiminez
96 mph fastball – foul
78 mph curveball – called strike
98 mph fastball – called strike
Second batter - Sizemore
93 mph fastball – called strike
79 mph curveball foul
97 mph fastball foul
94 mph fastball ball
78 mph curveball ball
87 mph fastball – swinging strike
Third batter – Jamie Carroll
94 mph fastball ball
95 mph fastball called strike
95 mph fastball foul
80 mph curveball called strike
That is pitching.
Feliz stays for the 8th
Cabrera
93 mph fastball - Foul
78 mph curveball - Ball
87 mph fastball (aka most people’s changeup) - foul
97 mph fastball - ball
80 mph curveball - swinging strike
Choo
88 mph fastball - Foul
79 mph curveball - Ball
88 mph fastball - Ball
97 mph fastball - Foul
99 mph cutter - swinging strike
Peralta
96 mph fastball - ball
96 mph fastball - foul
80 mph curveball - ball
97 mph fastball - foul
98 mph fastball - grounder to short
From now on I am going to start referring to a boner as a “feliz”
Good hustle, good hustle. This sort of spirit is going to make this crappy alternative to an actual threaded forum work, somehow!
My question- When are they finally gonna GIT SUM PITCHIN’!?!?!?!
Cancer Boy vs. Old Man Millwood.
Tonight only.
Be there or be square.
Hey.
I’ve been thru Richland Hills many times. You don’t want their kind here.
Just sayin’
Nick