Lots of sexy fun search terms to share since our last installment… Where to begin?

“sam dibrell leaves unt” - Surprising, since we’ve only typed the guy’s name once on this site, but apparently we’re a front page result.

“cuttino mobley heart condition controversy” - Didn’t know there was a controversy. We just knew he was a Key to Success.

“Todd Dodge fire” - The only fire here is in our 2006/07 hearts. Dodgeball is Wide Open! And the future is bright!

“happy ending massage” - People want to know about Ty’s off-court adventures in Hot Springs, apparently.

“woman fight hard knee crotch video” - There have been at least a half dozen variations on the theme since we first noticed this search term. Whatever it is that makes search engines think that we’re an appropriate destination for anyone looking for this- Please stop it, internet.

“could you die from a kick in the crotch?” - If the average North Texas football fan’s psyche is any indication, you can survive a LOT of kicks to the crotch.

“the story of the wallet” - This one baffled me, until a Google search of my own revealed that it’s leading people to our Roy Williams story. Whatever it takes to get this website up there with TY Sports atop the search rankings for “Roy Williams cockwatch” is fine with me.

“bum slapping” - I doubt this has anything to do with the homeless.

“why do soccer players kick each other in the crotch?” - It’s a courtesy they provide for each other. Since they’re playing a sport for women and children, soccer players often suffer gender identity issues. A kick in the crotch affirms that they do indeed have male genitalia.

And last, but not least…

“college is the key to success” - Given that between the two of us, we have a total of four University degrees… Obviously not.