Search and you shall find us - May 7th 2009

Apparently, we’re the hottest new porn site on the internet.
Because if you search for “bodyshaping espn camel toe” or “do you have any shirt for blonds crotch“, you shall find us.
I have no idea how that second one possibly ties in to our site (maybe the Dallas Sports Crotch Kick tag?) and I don’t think I want to know.
But it’s not all disturbingly specific porn searches that are bringing people here. Searching for “Chizik avatar” will allow you to find our Gene Chizik-in-blackface masterpiece. Who knew that months later, a test post would still drive traffic?
Enjoy the racially insensitive fun, random internet search engine visitors!
