Search and you shall find us - April 27th 2009
One of the nifty features of the new Wordpress website software we’ve upgraded to (screw you, godawful Blogger system!) is the ability to track incoming links. Now we know exactly who is linking here (answer so far- pretty much nobody but ourselves from the old TY Sports site) and what they’re saying about us.
Another neat piece of information we get now is a recap of the top five recent search terms that led people to us. For instance, the current top search term that people are finding us through is “Chris Davis”, thanks to Ty’s Rangers Gossip writeups.
Back in the first few days, one of the most popular search terms that brought folks here was “Hot Dog Penis”. Little did we know that “Hot Dog Penis” (and some very disturbing variations thereof) was just the start of an ongoing list of bizarre Google searches bringing people to our humble corner of the internet.
Since we’re not doing a very good job of utilizing the Features sidebar section of the site, we’ve decided to spotlight our favorite unusual search referrals.
For example: Search for: “Technology destroys English language“… And you shall find us.
Is it a linkback to Ty’s ‘Attention Twatterers’ Twitter takedown? Or has Google become self aware like Skynet, and started criticizing our work?
Discuss.
when is the ban over? I’m tired of all the suck and boots-put-in-asses going on over there.
Tough break, brother. We’re still in the box for another month and a half.
Say hello to everyone for us. Just because we’re in solitary, doesn’t mean that there aren’t GOOD THINGS HAPPENING FOR US!!1!eleven!exclamationpoint!!!
Actually….don’t say hi to everyone from me. I’m cool over here.
Damn you, Ty… You’ve just checkmated me in the ironic detachment game.
Honestly… I don’t think either of us can say we’ve been missing it too much. Maybe that’ll change once football season rolls around.
For now, I read the Sun Belt board and get my Mean Green fix elsewhere. The SBC board is great because it isn’t NT-focused, so it isn’t the central vortex of North Texas stupidity and arrogance. It’s less exhausting and frustrating to read regularly.
But DO say “hi” to everyone from me, and let them know that we’ll be doing GoMeanGreen community service/sensitivity training at the Cinco de Mayo parade in Oak Cliff this Saturday! We’ll be the ones in sombreros!
You know that one guy? I F-ing hate that guy.